Republican Party Lament

First, we lost the integrationists
And I said nothing, because I was a federalist

Soon after that, we lost the liberals
And I said nothing, because I am a conservative

Next, we lost the libertarians
And I said nothing, because I am pro-life

After that, we lost the homosexuals
And I said nothing, because I am a fundamentalist

Soon, we lost the realists
And I said nothing, because I am now a neo-conservative

Now we have lost the intellectuals
And I say nothing, because I am proudly ignorant

On Tuesday, we will lose the election
And I will say, what happened to the Republican Party?